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Mike (Prausy) Praus
Age: Old enough to know better.
B-Day: 2-5-64
City Born: Edina
Current City: Waconia
Work/Title: Mr. Do it all
Height: 6-4
Weight: enough
Handed: Right
Position: Goalie screener
Player Past: Wayzata, WMBLHA Original
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Drink: Tequila or beer
Favorite Player: Chris (CJ) Beckwith
Favorite Number: 4
Nickname: Prausy
Best Known For: Blistering slapshot
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Brandon (Buck) Geehan
Age:39
B-Day: 11-16-79
City Born: Edina
Current City: Waconia
Work/Title: PIMP
Height: 5-9
Weight: 185
Handed: Right
Position: Cherry Picker
Player Past: Just started a yr ago
Favorite Food: Tacos
Favorite Drink: Beer, Captain Coke, Red bull Vodka
Favorite Player: Chris (CJ) Beckwith
Favorite Number: 77
Nickname: Buck (AKA SEXY BITCH)
Best Known For: Staying at the bar when I should be playing hockey
Words to Live By: You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here |
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Kyle Kester
Age: 17
B-DAY: 05/30/1999
CITY BORN: Rock Island, Illinois
CURRENTLY: Waconia, MN
WORK/TITLE: Unknown
HEIGHT: 6 ft
WEIGHT: 175
HANDED: right
POSITION: center
PLAYER PAST: Currently Waconia Varsity 4th Line Center
FAVORITE FOOD: Cookies
FAVORITE DRINK: Monster Energy Drink
FAVORITE PLAYER: Brent Burns (I'm jealous because I can't grow a bread)
FAVORITE NUMBER: 39
NICKNAME: Kester
BEST KNOWN FOR: Hockey and taking a soccer dive on the ice.
WORDS TO LIVE BY: Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just do it!!
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Chris Beckwith
Age: 34
B-DAY: 05/21/1982
CITY BORN: St. Paul, MN
CURRENTLY: Saint Bonifacius, MN
WORK/TITLE: Production Mananger- Lupient Collision & Glass
HEIGHT: 5' 8"
WEIGHT: 200
HANDED: Right
POSITION: Goalie
PLAYER PAST: WMBLHA, Armstrong Jr. Gold
FAVORITE FOOD: Red Meat
FAVORITE DRINK: Sailor Coke
FAVORITE PLAYER: Curtis Jseph
FAVORITE NUMBER: 18, 33 and always 69 Its halarious
NICKNAME:Cj, Beck's, Sieve, Blakchole and Funnel
BEST KNOWN FOR: Baiting a player to shoot upper glove side
WORDS TO LIVE BY: There is a fine line between hunting and sitting there looking like an Idiot
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Derek Urtel
Age: 32
B-DAY: 11/28/1980
CITY BORN: Stillwater, MN
CURRENTLY: Waconia MN
WORK/TITLE: Graphic Designer/Large format printer for Signsource / Chanhassen
HEIGHT: 6' 2"
WEIGHT: 225
HANDED: Right
POSITION: Defense
PLAYER PAST: St. Mary's Point, Stillwater Migit B's, mens leagues
FAVORITE FOOD: Red Meat
FAVORITE DRINK: Jameson
FAVORITE PLAYER: Anze Kopitar
FAVORITE NUMBER: 69, Its halarious
NICKNAME: "D", Big "D", Right "D", Left "D", "Teenage Mutant Ninja DUrtle"
BEST KNOWN FOR: Half Cage Facemask
WORDS TO LIVE BY: "The grass is always greener where you water it"
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Steve Bertossi
B-DAY: 2/15/73
CITY BORN: Edina MN (Home of the Green, Yellow & White 3 layer Cake)
CURRENTLY: Waconia MN
WORK/TITLE: Donut Puncher
HEIGHT: 5'9"
WEIGHT: 160
HANDED: Right
POSITION: Grocery Stick & Middle of the ice
PLAYER PAST: St. Louis Park Fire Station #2 Rink Rat AA, Peachtree City Men's Roller Hockey Elite League (single game record holder with 7 goals in regulation - hoping to score again someday soon), Atlanta Adult Hockey Association, AHA Beavers
FAVORITE FOOD: Steak, scallops
FAVORITE DRINK: Lagavulin 16, Miller Lite
FAVORITE PLAYER: Dino Ciccarelli
FAVORITE NUMBER: 22
NICKNAME: Double-Deuce, Bert, Big Bert, Bert Burgundy
BEST KNOWN FOR: Sick hands (not sure if it's bacterial or fungal)
WORDS TO LIVE BY: "Put the rake down. I don't wanna sit around watching you 'give it your best.' Either stop sucking or get the f*** out of the way." -@shitmydadsays
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Chad Bijou
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Age: 42.05
B-DAY: 4/8/1974
CITY BORN: Edina
CURRENTLY: Waconia and other various locations especially during the weekends
WORK/TITLE: Collision Director for Pearson Auto Body
HEIGHT: 6’
WEIGHT: 210 +/- more like 215lbs
HANDED: Mostly right handed but I can change hands mid-shift
POSITION: Left defense unless we are talking about sketchy bedroom positions then I decline to answer
PLAYER PAST: Played for Wayzata, Coached in a few cities and played in a few other mens leagues
FAVORITE FOOD: Osaka fried rice w/ that addicting shrimp sauce & the occasional cake like Filet-O-Fish from McD’s smother in tarter
FAVORITE DRINK: VODKA 7
FAVORITE PLAYER: Scott Stevens #1 and Mark Messier a close #2
FAVORITE NUMBER: .08
NICKNAME: Buddy, Homeslice, Dude, Bro, Pass Asshole, Beesh, Who, Beejow, Half, Yo and the one I have never understood is people always calling me "IM OPEN!!!" I guess some nicknames stick and others just slide by the wayside :)
BEST KNOWN FOR: Being obnoxious on the bench & pregame shenanigans AKA Childo!
WORDS TO LIVE BY: You miss 100% of the Tequila shots you never take!
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Todd Olson
AGE: 45
BORN: Coon Rapids, MN CURRENTLY: Waconia WORK/TITLE: Entrepreneur HEIGHT: 6' WEIGHT: 198 in salt water HANDED: Left POSITION: Center or where they tell me to play or offsides PLAYER PAST: Started playing in 2009 WMBLH baby!!!FAVORITE FOOD: Monty Crisco FAVORITE DRINK: Old Fashion Vodka Collins FAVORITE BEER: Bud Light FAVORITE PLAYER: Willie Plett - Northstars FAVORITE NUMBER: 22 NICKNAME: T.O. BEST KNOWN FOR: "It's all about the experience"
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October Player Profile #2 |
Chris Johnson
B-DAY & AGE: 11-28 44 years old
CITY BORN: Austin, Texas
CURRENTLY: Waconia
WORK/TITLE: Web Sales and Marketing Specialist at Life Time
HEIGHT: 5’10”
WEIGHT: 170
HANDED: Left
POSITION: Wing
PLAYER PAST: None (this I am sure explains a lot)
FAVORITE FOOD: Mexican
FAVORITE DRINK: Beer, Cold Beer
FAVORITE PLAYER: Charlie Coyle, Marian Hossa
FAVORITE NUMBER: 9
NICKNAME: CJ
BEST KNOWN FOR: Worked for the Minnesota Timberwolves for 12 years.
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Mike Marrs
AGE: 47
BORN: 6/1/65
CURRENTLY: Thomson Reuters
WORK/TITLE: Marketing Manager
HEIGHT: 5’11’’
WEIGHT: 190
HANDED: Left
POSITION: Forward
PLAYER PAST: Youth hockey Minneapolis Southwest, HS hockey Southwest, lots of coaching WHA
FAVORITE FOOD: Pepper steak
FAVORITE DRINK: Windsor Coke
FAVORITE PLAYER: Matt Cullen
FAVORITE NUMBER: 9
NICKNAME: Marrsie, Marrsy, Marzy etc you get the point |
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Derek Siddons
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AGE: 36
BORN: 5/28/1976
CURRENTLY: Waconia
WORK/TITLE: Gander Mountian-Director of New Store Concepts
HEIGHT: 5’ 5” but play like I’m 6’ 2” with a cage on- Thanks Chad
WEIGHT: 160 on my license
HANDED: Left
POSITION: Center
PLAYER PAST: The hot bed of hockey-Springfield, IL Youth Hockey
FAVORITE FOOD: Porterhouse Steak
FAVORITE DRINK: Captain and Diet
FAVORITE PLAYER: Johnny Toews
FAVORITE NUMBER: 19
NICKNAME: DSids, Sids, Spark Plug, Tazman, Guido La Devito
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Clay Munt
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AGE: 36
BORN: Crosby, Mn
CURRENTLY: Waconia, Mn
WORK/TITLE: LearnNow, LLC / Corporate Account Executive
HEIGHT: 5'7"
WEIGHT: 155
HANDED: Right
POSITION: Forward
PLAYER PAST: Crosby/Ironton, Osseo/Maple Grove traveling hockey through youth levels, Osseo Varsity, Great Falls Americans Junior A Hockey Club
FAVORITE FOOD: Steak & Seafood
FAVORITE DRINK: Beer or Limon & Coke
FAVORITE PLAYER: Brett Hull
FAVORITE NUMBER: 16
NICKNAME: Munty, Claymaker
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AGE: 41
BORN: Holliston, Mass
CURRENT: Watertown, MN
WORK/TITLE: Anderson Engineering of MN, Land Surveyor
HEIGHT: 5’ 11”
WEIGHT:195 lbs
HANDED: Right
POSITION: Defense
PLAYER PAST: 4th line Pond Squad Junior Varsity and Beer leaguer in Colorado & Minnesota
FAVORITE FOOD: Lasagna
FAVORITE DRINK: Any kind of cold beer
FAVORITE NUMBER: #77 Ray Bourque
NICKNAME: Stuch |
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February 2013 Player Profile |
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AGE: 43
BORN: Thief River Falls
CURRENT: Minnetrista, MN
WORK/TITLE: Business Manager, Borton Volvo
HEIGHT: 6'
WEIGHT:185 lbs
HANDED: Left
POSITION: Defense
PLAYER PAST: TRF Youth Hockey, TRF Prowlers Varsity and various other mens leagues
FAVORITE FOOD: Steak
FAVORITE DRINK: Miller Lite or CC Coke
FAVORITE NUMBER: #2 (Brian Leetch)
NICKNAME: Dondo
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January 2013 Player Profile |
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AGE: 51
BORN: Villa Park, IL
CURRENT: Eden Prairie, MN
WORK/TITLE: Super Radiator Coils, Chaska, Sales Application Engineer
HEIGHT: 5' 8"
WEIGHT:172 lbs
HANDED: Left
POSITION: Goalie
PLAYER PAST: Elmhurst Huskies, Carol Stream Squires, Park Ridge Hornets, & Willowbrook High School, varisty Various men's leagues
FAVORITE FOOD: Pizza
FAVORITE DRINK: Whiskey, Vodka, Beer
FAVORITE NUMBER: 35 (Tony Esposito)
NICKNAME: Fletch
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